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Tuesday, August 4, 2009 @ 6:16 AM
The barber' client looked depressed, so the barber told him, "Cheer up, I know of a man who owed $5000 and he couldn't pay. He drove his vehicle to the edge of the cliff, where he sat for one hour. A group of concerned citizens heard about his problem and passed a hat around. Relieved, the man pulled back from the edge." "Incredible," said the client. "Who were these kind people?" "The passengers on the bus." -Patrick Broome. A man goes to his doctor and hands him a note that says "I can't talk! Please help me!" "Okay," says the doctor. "Put your thumb on the table." The man doesn't understand how that will help, but he did what he's told. The doctor picks up a huge book and drops it on the man's thumb. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" the man yells. "Good," says the doctor. " Come back tomorrow and we'll work on B." - L.B. Weinsten. Someone said that when a black man becomes president of the United States, pigs will fly. Sure enough, 100 days later, Swine flu. - Sharon Robb. A restaurant post a sign that says "$500 ifwe fail to fill your order." A customer decides to put to the test by ordering "Elephant ears on rye." The waitress writes down his order and walks to the kitchen. Seconds later, the chef storms out of the kitchen, goes to the customer's table, and slams down five hundred dollar bill. "You've got me," he tells the customer. " But I want you to know that this is the first time in ten years we've been out of rye bread." - Bob Brittain. After weighing a woman's letter on our post office scale, I told her the envelope was too heavy and would require another stamp. Confused, the woman asked, "But won't another stamp make it heavier?" - Cynthia Franklin. -Reader's digest (Work)(Laugh!) EHo. |
