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Saturday, August 1, 2009 @ 10:01 AM
Sorry I'm posting irrelevant stuff. But hey, nobody's holding a knife next to your neck and threaten you to read, right? Test For Dementia: Below are 4 questions and a bonus question.You have to answer them instantly.You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.Let's find out just how clever you really are (: Question One: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person. What position are you in? Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong!If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second! To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question. Question Two: If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are? Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!You're not having a good time at this! Are you? Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Question Three:Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10. What is the total? Answer: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right? Question Four: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? Answer: Nunu? NO!Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again! Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem yourself with this one: There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? Answer To The Bonus Question: He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute - so simple. HAHAHHA. I've cracked your butt up, didn't I? Here's another one. There was this Asian women who was married to an English man to England. One day, she need to go to the market to purchase some chicken feet. Since she didn't know how to speak English, she pointed to her feet. She got what she wanted. The next day, she needed to buy some chicken breast. She again, pointed to her breast. She then got what she wanted. The following day, she needed to buy some SAUSAGES. She brought her husband to the market. Guess WHY. DIRTY MINDED FREAKS! THE ONLY REASON WHY SHE BROUGHT HER HUSBAND THERE IS BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE PLACE TO POINT TO HER "SAUSAGE" THAT'S WHY SHE NEEDED HER HUSBAND THERE - TO TELL THE SELLER IN ENGLISH, SINCE HE KNOWS HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH. Chanel & Siewmun, dirty dirty** One more - For hot-tempered people(Like ME) Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?' Wife: 'I clean the toilet.' Husband: 'How does that help?' Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .' HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA, EHo. |
