Friday, July 31, 2009 @ 11:23 PM
Hello <3Happy to see me post for this blog?SAY YES! HAHA, LOL.one word to describe eunice - INSANE! -.-you love to post alot right?help my blog to post lo, HAHA! =X.okay, Nice blog anyway.ASIAH, EUNICE, SIEWMUN, ALVINA!TELL ME WHAT TIME YOUR CAN MAKE IT ON SUNDAY?MEET AND GO CHANEL HOUSE HOR! :Dwe have to do our history and chinese project,if not get killed first.HAHA, goodnight to people who are reading the post now.please go watch CHANNEL U now, cause got 换换爱 show! :DBye;-VANESSAYEO(:
@ 11:03 PM
HUMOROUS HRD NOTICE OF A COMPANY TO ALL EMPLOYEES - THIS IS A JOKE.
[A circular was found in one of the office notice boards ]
Dear STAFF ,
Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm.
1) TRANSPORTATION :
It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary.
a) If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.
b) If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a
raise.
c) If you drive a Pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
2) ANNUAL LEAVE:
a) Each employee will receive 52 Annual Leave days a year (Wow! said 1 employee)- They are called SUNDAYS.
3) LUNCH BREAK:
a) Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
b) Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
c) Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.
4) SICK DAYS :
We will no longer accept a doctor Medical Cert as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to
work.
5) TOILET USE:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilets.
a) There is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the cubicles.
b) At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the door will open and a picture will be taken.
c) After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category.
d) Subsequent pictures will be sold at public auctions to raise money to pay your salary.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience.
I LOVE TO LAUGH. I DON'T KNOW WHY SOME OF YOU DON'T. JUST LAUGH CAN. HAHAHHAHAAHA.
EHo.
@ 10:59 PM
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple!
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Girlfriend : '...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?'
Boyfriend : 'Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday'.
Teacher : 'Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?'
Pupil : 'The moon'.
Teacher : 'Why?'
Pupil : 'The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it'.
Teacher : 'What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?'
Pupil : 'A teacher'.
Waiter : 'Would you like your coffee black?'
Customer : 'What other colors do you have?'
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
Teacher : 'Sam, you talk a lot !'
Sam : 'It's a family tradition'.
Teacher : 'What do you mean?'
Sam : 'Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher'.
Teacher : 'What about your mother?'
Sam : 'She's a woman'.
Tom : 'How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?'
David: 'You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated'.
Teacher : 'Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?'
Student : 'Brotherly love'.
Teacher : 'Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?'
Sam : 'No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook'.
Patient : 'What are the chances of my recovering doctor?'
Doctor : 'One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died'.
Teacher : ' Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?'
One Student : 'Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.'
Teacher : ' George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?'
One Student: ' Because George still had the axe in is hand.'
CRACK SOME LAUGHTER. LAUGH. LAUGH. LAUGH. HAHAHHAHAA. WOOTS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WITH ME.
EHo.
@ 10:46 PM
Whey Chinese Shouldn't Have Christian Names.
Confusing Chinese Names
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan(Anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan(Anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan(Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan(anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... Just tell my sister Annie Wan(Anyone) that our brother Noel Wan(No one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan(No one)got injured and now Noel Wan(No one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan(Everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
FUNNY NAMES:
Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching you r buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => N ose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)
Suzette Ser => So sad, Sir. Nah I'm just joking. Suzette, if you happened to see this post, don't karate chop me. I SCARED!
EHo.
@ 10:05 PM
WENLING AND MRCHOO PLEASE UPLOAD THE PHOTOS WE TOOK OUTSIDE THE CLASS ASAP. THANKYOU. Hahaha they wont even see la omgzxzx.
Chanel
@ 9:57 PM
SOME PPL JUST DONT GET THEIR ENGLISH RIGHT..
SO SAD RIGHT, WE MUST PITY THEM LAR, DONT EVEN KNOW HOW THEY PASS PSLE
I THINK EVEN PRIMARY SCHOOL STUDENTS CAN SPELL BETTER THAN THEM
OOPS, I MEAN KINDERGARTEN...
PIERCING ALSO CAN SPELL BECOME 'PERICING'
ARE THEY DISABLED OR SMTH??
CANT THEY JUST GET THE SPELLING RIGHT AND F**K OFF
SiewMun
@ 9:50 PM
SOME DOOFUS HAVE GOT NO GUTS. WANT SCOLD ME COME FACE TO FACE LAH. WAIT UNTIL I CANNOT SEE HER, SHE POUR ALL VULGARITIES AT ME. NO GUTS SEH. IF SHE POUR THE VULGARITIES IN MY FACE THEN I'D TELL HER THAT SHE'S GOT GUTS. BUT SHE'S GUT-LESS. I FEEL SO SAD FOR HER. THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE HER: PATHETIC. PLUS, THEIR ENGLISH DAMN PRO. 'PEOPLES', 'TO BOUGHT SOMETHING', ' PICTURE SPEAK A THOUSAND WORD', 'WORK AS PUB' - How can you work as a PUB?
WITH HATRED,
EUNICE (:
@ 4:04 PM
CT3:History- Chapter 4; 2 SBQ(inference qn) & 1 SEQ(hypothesis)Chinese- Chapter 16, 17, 19CT4:Geography- Deadline: Week 9, Monday 24/8/09Chanel
@ 2:44 PM
Class photos
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These are for those who wants the class photos :)
Chanel
@ 2:21 PM
Don't worry if you know that you're gonna fail for CT3.
3 Charity's not gonna fail CT3. But if you fail CT3, don't feel bad because it's not the fault of student if
she fails because the year ONLY has 365 days.
Typical academic year for a student:
1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) - means 30 days.
Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days.
Days left 81.
7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.
Days left 6.
9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
Days left 3.
10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day?!
Balance = 0
How can a student pass?
EHo.
Thursday, July 30, 2009 @ 9:53 PM
People, Sorry I damn impatient with the efficiency of the class tee. So can y'all tell me y'all want what design I TRY. I repeat, TRY. TRY. TRY ONLY. I try to "design" what y'all want then I post here see how many want to sue me for the ugliness of the class tee. And forget about the crossword thing cause I saw one of the NAN CHAIU HIGH GOT THE SAME DESIGN CAN. *Tear*
EHo.
@ 9:52 PM
HELLO!!!
Finally have like a class blog :)
i actually also dont know what to write
but just anyhow post ba
i HATE SORE LOSERS like SOMECLASS
lose alrdy then still want take revenge
Haiz i got nth to take abt alrdy
bye, end here...
Signing Off, SiewMun
@ 9:26 PM
Loooooook

OMG. SO SAD RIGHT :(






@ 8:56 PM
Swine flu song
Be careful of swine flu!
Chanel
@ 8:36 PM
This is a new blog. So pray that we don't have to use any scortch, masking or duct tape here. Thanks.
Eunice.
@ 8:25 PM
Yeahh!
Tell me(or tag) if you want any changes to be made or whatever okay. Thanks!
Okay, you know what? I'm like entertaining myself haha as if its my personal blog. Yall can post anth you like. Cause is
our blog :D Yeah rock on.
To make the blog not feel empty.. i shall write the homeworks that we have.
- English: Book review (Due on monday 3/8)
History: Positive/Negative benefits table (Due friday 31/7)- Maths: 2A, Qn 4(a) (d) (h) 5(e) (h) (Due on Monday 3/8)
- Maths: 2A, Qn 9, 12, 14, 15 (Due on Monday 3/8)
- Maths remedial class: Simultaneous equations, Qn 1-8 (Due on Thursday 6/8)
- Physics: Tys Chapter 2 Qn6-11(Mcq); Qn4-7(structured) (Due on wed 5/8)
- Physics: Complete the circle map and bring (On Monday 3/8)
- Chinese: Newspaper project (Due monday 3/8)
- History: Research project( Due monday 3/8)
- F&N: Decision making (Due on tuesday 4/8)
- Art: 5 sketches(footwear) (Due on monday 3/8)
- Geography: 2 Newpaper Article. Write reflection (Due By end of July) & Buy Secondary 4 Express workbook (ASAP)
PS: BRING $7 FOR MATHS TYS IF YOU HAVEN'T PAY!!
Chanel
